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  • dealsnet
    02-26 01:24 PM
    Don't answer to this person. He is started many threads and make funny questions. He is wasting our time. All contradition. See some of his postings below. One question he talks about receiving GC posted to his parents. Another talks about his sister. Admin................Please take care of this guy.!!!!!!!!!


    Originally Posted by nirdlalegcade
    yes that's right, what if my sister recieved my GC by mail here in the US while I'm outside the country.. I am planning to use my h4 visa to go out of US..
    Today, 01:37 PM
    nirdlalegcade
    Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008
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    what if
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    what if my I-485 is July 20, 2007 (it is processing), how long will it take before they can send my GC to me?


    01-20 05:08 PM
    nirdlalegcade
    Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008
    Posts: 15



    leaving US without greencard but has H4 visa.
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    Hi to all. (questions are in BOLD, RED / GREEN words)

    Actually, I don't have any idea on this but I just want to ask if I can leave & go back to the US with just my H4 visa? Cause I'm still waiting for my green card cause it's still in process.
    My parents are here in the US and the reason why I want to go back to my country is because I want to continue my studies there.
    Another question is:
    If I go back in my country with just the H4, what if while I'm in my country and my green card is sent in my parents (in US), Can they just send the green card to me and use it if I go back to US?
    PLEASE HELP ME.
    I appreciate any help. Thank you.
    cause i'm kinda desperate. he-he-he.
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    Last edited by nirdlalegcade : 01-20-2008 at 05:41 PM.


    what if my I-485 is July 20, 2007 (it is processing), how long will it take before they can send my GC to me?


    Hi one question,,,if I go home to my country to study using H4 while my GC is pending,then suddenly the GC was sent to my sister here in US,can my sister just mail my GC to me in my country so that if i go back here in the US,i can present my GC to the US immigration???uh!im confussed!thanks!




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  • smurugan
    11-01 05:38 PM
    Hello

    My PD is March 2006 and my 6th year on H1B ends in March 2007. My LC was approved in March 2006 and I-140 got approved in July 2006. My company has relocated me to a different state. (same job, same title and company)

    I have updated INS about my address change by sending AR-11. Would the job location change (from CA to NJ) have any impact on my GC processing?

    Could you please advice if you info on this?

    Regards




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  • ash27
    04-02 04:35 PM
    Could somebody please advice if contract work on W2 as a primary employment is ok?




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  • chanduv23
    03-03 12:12 PM
    Thanks for your quick response. I might as well ask one more question that's in my mind. Did you go thru the company's attorney or you hired yourself? I really don't trust my company's attorney as they work for the best interest of the company rather then the employees...may not be the norm but mostly its that way.
    Could you PM me if you know good attorney's other then Ms Murthy (cause they are expensive)
    Thanks.

    I used my personal Attorney from time of filing 485 - she worked with me through the AC21 process and till date represents me now also. It is very much advisable to have personal Attorney who represents you.



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  • dbevis
    October 19th, 2003, 09:41 PM
    i don't normally go for tricked-up stuff, but this one kind of hooked me. I did the "Ansel Adams" conversion to B&W which gave me a contrasty and "antique' look. Then I merged it with the original at about 45%.

    This gave the shot a very surreal look.

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  • GCBy3000
    04-15 06:38 PM
    Admins,

    Now a days I am seeing lots of questions asked by new members. If you have some mechanisms to show whether they have registered with valid data or fake data would help the other members who spend time in answering those questions.


    I would request all the new members to contribute to our cause. Join monthly contribution of $20 and help yourselves. Thanks.



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  • Kevin Sadler
    October 23rd, 2005, 02:55 AM
    Hi Michael, nice shots. It's easy to see that you brought the discipline and hard work of your nature work to the studio. What was your lighting setup? Flash? strobes? How many and what positions? and how did you go about metering? They're very beautiful but just a little flat. Shadows add depth and will make the flowers pop out more. How's that for a vague concept? :) But if you have the ability to reposition the light(s) you should get some very different and interesting results. adjust to taste. shadows are good in many situations. Again, nice work. later, kevin




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  • Redeye
    12-12 05:05 PM
    I have EB3 PD of 2004 and it will take a while to get GC for sure. I am in a situation where I do not want to go for stamping and want to use AP in Feb 2008. If I do use AP will it invalidate my H1 with the same employer. My H1 6th year ends in 2010. If I get married in India at a later date will it be an issue to bring my spouse on H4 since I am a parolee?

    Is there a way around this with a H1 extention at a later date and stamping at a later date?

    Thanks



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  • mdforgc
    02-23 05:43 AM
    I had the same experience when I was trying to arrange state volunteers for IV to meet the lawmaker, I was asked questions to the same effect.. What and howmuch of IV resources are being spent for labor backlog elimination? It is stated in the agenda on the home page. A webfax for a letter writing campaing was suppsed to start, but has not started yet. I think IV should work onputting up the letter on the site for people to use to send to lawmakers.




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    01-25 04:50 PM
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  • qwert_47
    09-27 12:41 PM
    ^^^^^^^ bump

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  • bekugc
    04-04 03:13 PM
    Flexi,
    ur just making what we refer to as a 'h1 transfer'. u donot have to wait till oct to begin ur work at the new employer. anytime after u get ur receipt u can terminate the first job and join the new one.

    regarding
    - Is traveling to my home country OK while filing the petition or is it better to wait until I come back?
    ans: as long as u have NOT terminated ur existing H1 employment, u can travel ( assuming u have a valid visa to reenter the US). it doesnt matter whether u applied for h1 transfer or not, as long as ur current H1 visa is valid and ur maintaining proper H1 status at existing emplyer, u shud not have problems coming back to US on H1. after u come back , depending on whether ur got ur new h1 receipt , u can terminate first job and join the new one.


    In regards to the timing of a petition -
    as we have mentioned, ANY time after recieving receipt u can start ur new work...so why u waiting for absolute 1 or 2 weeks before july to start the paperwork???? do it 4 weeks before, and even if receipt comes early, nobody will force u to join then and there. once u have receipt, u can give whatever reason u want and join the new employer at ur chosen date....



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  • chanduv23
    03-03 11:55 AM
    Chanduv23, When you moved to another employer, did they give you a permanent offer letter for your GC process that you would attach with the Ac21 documents or did you use the employment letter that they gave for joining the new company?? Am I confusing you? I meant to ask, since GC is for future employment, did thay give you a separate employment letter for the future job?

    Yes, the wording is very important. When I sent the AC21 documentation, it was just a letter explaining employment details and particulars, but when I replied to NOID, they specifically requested "prospects of employment" - and we responded as "this is a full time permanent job and the prospects are good" - which means they see it as future employment.

    As long as you have worked for original employer for a good period of time, stick to your skills, have good w2 history, you don't have to worry - you can always show that your prospects are good.

    Though Green card if for future employment - the entire process revolves around how best you fit the future employment category - AC21 is one such rule that gives you room and flexibility.




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  • skv
    08-03 05:37 PM
    Hi logiclife,

    I agree with you. You're spot on. My other friend, please take a note of Logiclife's comments.

    Do you have any sections from USCIS, which states that there is no need of job duties on the experience letter and just the job title and dates of employment will suffice. much appreciated. Thx.



    What you did was creative (in a bad way). Sorta illegal. And sorta forgerish and borderline fraudulent. I am not judging you, I am just telling you how it sounds.

    Now, how did you add material to the word document that was already signed? And therin lies the bad part.

    Anyways, correspondence between USCIS and employer/lawyer/employee is always thru mail. I dont think they communicate thru faxes.

    Now, if for some reason INS (and by the way, its USCIS now) came to know afterwards, then you are in a deep hole because it sounds like fraud. Fraud is grounds of denial of immigration benefits (any benefit, like H1, or GC or citizenship). Besides, roles and responsibilities are not really needed if the letter says that all conditions in labor cert and 140 are still valid and employment is still offered as per labor cert. Then you dont need detailed description of what you are doing. And even if you felt the urge to add that part in your letter, why didnt you just ask them that?



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  • hopelessGC
    04-20 10:34 AM
    Hi Guys,

    I got the good news to share every one. got the approval . its wonderful

    This one is playing a joke...but if it is indeed true then it is a MIRACLE :confused:




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    07-13 02:53 PM
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  • gg_ny
    06-22 10:34 AM
    It only makes sense to use RD when PD is current or has moved up. But the order of processing is not just RD but other factors like fingerprint, name check etc. as discussed in other mails.

    Although I opened a new forum, I am posting my request here: please post your EB2 approvals, if any, with PD and RD and the country of origin.This would help to fine tune others' expectations of completion of their cases.
    -g

    I agree, but with a little change.

    With PD retrogressed, I-485 can be processed, but can not be approved. For example, RFE can be issued, it can be denied for any I-485 for which PD is not current.

    Please check and verify details with your attorney/lawyer. This is NOT a legal advice.
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    Permanent Resident since May 2002




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  • eyeopeners05@yahoo.com
    06-02 03:04 PM
    If they know you changed employers to use EAD (your previous employer has to cancel your H-1b by law which also cancels the H-4), then they will know.

    Check some of the RFEs that are coming in these days. They want to see documentation in support of lawful presence right from day one of the applicant's entry, even if it was 10 years ago.


    You have a valid point but in worst case scenario, can i use the EAD and handle the RFE at the time of citizen ship... is the RFE during approval of GC or during citizen ship ?




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  • cagedcactus
    04-06 11:05 AM
    while it is good to hear from USCIS, who pretends to be running smooth in law makers' eyes, it is also disappointing that nothing is being done to resolve. Numerous amounts of attempts have been made by pro immigration parties, but nothing has passed that can help the cause immensely. They just continue to run as they feel necessary, and regardless of how many senetors I have met, the outcome has been same. Lots of promises and no action.
    This is huge moneymaking machine for USA that will continue to be so. Why the heck would they jeopardise their income on EAD and AP renewals? :rolleyes:
    we are in for long ride.... have been in for a long time, and it is just getting longer....




    jeny
    08-05 01:58 PM
    please be more specific ,which interview??
    Visa Interview(for green card)




    Eternal_Hope
    02-27 02:49 PM
    About 25,000 PERM labors were approved in 2007 for Indian nationals. Assuming a 2.5:1 ratio of 'GC filed:Labor approved', implies that each year 62,500 GC are demanded by Indians under EB. Since only 10,000 are available (across all EB classes), this implies each year a backlog of 50,000 cases is created for Indians.

    Since PD are essentially retrogressed from Nov. 2005, we can assume that since then another 100,000 Indians have joined the GC backlog. It can also be assumed that between 2001 and Nov. 2005 there must be another (atleast) 50,000 waiting for GC.

    Assuming these numbers are correct, a person filing for labor today is looking to wait for atleast 15 years before getting a GC (150,000/10,000).

    As for those wth PD prior to Nov. 2005 - well..... probably anywhere between 1 to 5 years .....

    Comments on the analysis.........?



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